OJ Simpson

fukhergently@hotmail.com — Tue, 02 Oct 2001 08:28:39 GMT

Knives are no joking matter.

fukhergently@hotmail.com — Sun, 09 Sep 2001 07:00:01 GMT

I was supposed to be in the Elton John video.

Not Robert "Cocaine Vacuum-Nose" Downey Jr.

But in the end I'm glad. I wouldn't want Elton John hitting on me, anyways. FOO!

Can ya dig?

fukhergently@hotmail.com — Fri, 10 Aug 2001 05:36:43 GMT

My name is OJ, as in Orenthal James.

Not Orange Juice.

Get it right, or I'll slit your throat.

Been busy lately

fukhergently@hotmail.com — Sat, 21 Jul 2001 07:48:20 GMT

Seein' alot of my ol' homies in da hood. Cruisin' the other night and ran into Lance Ito. I hate that guy. He thinks he's da bomb diggity just because he became an icon on late night television.

Sometimes he makes me so mad, him braggin' all the time about Jay Leno dis and Dancin' Ito dat and his little high chink laugh gets on my nerves so much, I'd like to take HIM AND GRAB HIM BY THE NECK AND SHUT HIM UP FOR GOOD!!! FOO! HE AIN'T BE PLAYIN' A PLAYA!!!

I'm just keepin' it real, yo. Dat's all.

Word.

To ya Mutha.

fukhergently@hotmail.com — Sat, 07 Jul 2001 07:14:23 GMT

Great weather....

So, I took my good friend Robert Blake out golfing to try to relax him. He's so tense!

fukhergently@hotmail.com — Tue, 03 Jul 2001 19:45:11 GMT

Huggy wuggy!